Digital Learners Pillows

'Will a E-Reader improve my D-Reading to A-Reading?'

'For tonight's homework, download into your brain, chapters three and four.'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Computer Room.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

I.T. Fear

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"A virus ate my homework."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

Modern Studying

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

Big Man Off Campus

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"