Digital Learners T-Shirts

"You should never be embarrased to ask for help, Grandpa."

'Will a E-Reader improve my D-Reading to A-Reading?'

'For tonight's homework, download into your brain, chapters three and four.'

"You're never too old to learn..."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Computer Room.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

I.T. Fear

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"A virus ate my homework."

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

Modern Studying

'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'