Digital Learning Innovator Gifts

'A hacker broke into my computer and, in an act of random kindness, added instructional objectives, teaching strategies, and student comprehension assessment strategies, to my lesson plan.'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Computer Room.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

Technologies and distance classes

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Education Plan

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'