Digital Classroom Pioneer Gifts

"But you can't put me back in the waiting room, Ms Jones, we're not on Zoom!"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Welcome to your new English Class.

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

Thoughts on Education.

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

'My teacher doesn't give numerical or letter grades. She gives emoticons.'

"Students only know the three Rs in context of the tree Ts: texts, tweets and tumblr."

'I'm experimenting with right brain math.'

"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"

Homeschooling during lockdown

"Ms. Conrad doesn't need eyes in the back of her head. She installed a video camera!"

"Let's see...I believe a computer will be available for your class six weeks from Friday between ten and eleven in the morning."

"They say she likes to teach dangerously. No assigned seats, partners or collateral required for her pencils. She's going completely rogue."

'I'm tired of cleaning the erasers, Mrs. Myers -- can I debug the educational software instead?'

'I'm not too sure about Mr Chips' latest effort to make his lessons more interesting.'

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

"It might be easier for me to follow if you could animate the fractions."

"I liked 'class dismissed' better than 'please log off and exit'."

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"Now don't forget to go on social media and rate today's lesson plan."

"I virtually finished my homework."

'I appreciate your efforts to make geography class more interesting for your students, Miss Elmore, but....'

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