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"But you can't put me back in the waiting room, Ms Jones, we're not on Zoom!"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

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'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

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'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

Thoughts on Education.

'How did you get so many kids to sign up for your geology class?'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

"Would you like me to show you how to use powerpoint?"

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

'My teacher doesn't give numerical or letter grades. She gives emoticons.'

"Students only know the three Rs in context of the tree Ts: texts, tweets and tumblr."

'I'm experimenting with right brain math.'

"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"

Homeschooling during lockdown

"Ms. Conrad doesn't need eyes in the back of her head. She installed a video camera!"

"Let's see...I believe a computer will be available for your class six weeks from Friday between ten and eleven in the morning."

"I liked 'class dismissed' better than 'please log off and exit'."

"They say she likes to teach dangerously. No assigned seats, partners or collateral required for her pencils. She's going completely rogue."

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

'I'm tired of cleaning the erasers, Mrs. Myers -- can I debug the educational software instead?'

"It might be easier for me to follow if you could animate the fractions."

'I'm not too sure about Mr Chips' latest effort to make his lessons more interesting.'

Since we started online classes, I've had to get through a long, slow lesson every day. Me too. I constantly have to teach my parents how to use technology.

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"Now don't forget to go on social media and rate today's lesson plan."

'I appreciate your efforts to make geography class more interesting for your students, Miss Elmore, but....'

"I virtually finished my homework."