Virtual Classroom Hero Gifts

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'Home Schooling'

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Zumma Cum Laude

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"She's a high grade teacher."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

Pandemic-parenting

'Right lad, now it's my turn for free expression . . . (I wish!)'

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

I'm home-schooling him.

"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

''Excellent','excellent','a delight' - for heaven's sake, don't you ever feel like rebelling a bit?'

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

'What'd you learn today?'

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Mike, did you just call me the B-Word, you fatherless good-for-nothing piece of excrement?'

Welcome to summer school.

"I may have to go back into the office - we're running low on stationery."

'My objective is to have each student become more insightful, compassionate, introspective and empathetic. In your case I will settle for quiet.'