Virtual Classroom Champs Gifts

"Good to see you up bright and early."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Children's education

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

Lessons.

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

Parents teacher conference.

"Tammy first, then Charles."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Who gives you homework?"

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'All tooled up for the new school term?'

"A school's purpose is to excite, engage and stimulate its students' minds...or so I'm told."

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

The best advice I can give a new teacher is to listen to your students with your ears and heart

Homeschooling during lockdown

'I do not permit bullying or name calling in class. I will reprimand any student that calls your child a dummy.'

Breakout Room

"She's so smart...on the highway of life, she's in the E-Z Pass lane."

Since we started online classes, I've had to get through a long, slow lesson every day. Me too. I constantly have to teach my parents how to use technology.

"How come they can have a teacher shortage, but we can't have a student shortage?"

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

"Really, mum? Another 'Pasta Art' class?"

"There she is...Melinda Alvarez...the smartest girl in the third grade."

WE WUZ ROBBED!

"He's got it all figured out. Zooms his visits with one hand and has Amazon deliver the gifts with the other."

"What does your father do for a living?"

My teacher must be very experienced. She said she's been teaching fro what feels like a thousand years.