Virtual Class Pioneer Gifts

Homeschooling during lockdown

Nervous Oral Testing

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Back to Zoom Savings

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

'How do you explain losing someone, Miss Marsh? It was a virtual field trip.'

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

Since we started online classes, I've had to get through a long, slow lesson every day. Me too. I constantly have to teach my parents how to use technology.

The online yoga class was not without interruptions

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

Breakout Room

"I virtually finished my homework."

WE WUZ ROBBED!

"I only know the day and month we're in because we go over them everyday in circle time."

Care Package

'I'm also in education. I issue bathroom passes for distance-learning students.'

Ok, class, it's Sophia's turn to read her What I Didn't do on My Summer Vacation report.

The Ivies

"We don't call them substitute teachers anymore."

'I switched from yoga to visualization, for relaxation. I picture a world in which all students with discipline problems attend my class online, from their homes.'

"Good to see you up bright and early."

"Okay Scouts, that ends today's online welding session!"

Online Dating

"But you can't put me back in the waiting room, Ms Jones, we're not on Zoom!"