Virtual Classroom Pro Gifts

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"I'm fine going all zoom."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Did you give me the finger?"

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Homeschooling during lockdown

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

Breakout Room

'No dad, it's not so much me being brilliant on the computer. it's you being thick.'

"Attention, everyone! I have a very important Zoom meeting in a few minutes so I need this city to be completely quiet."

WE WUZ ROBBED!

'I'm also in education. I issue bathroom passes for distance-learning students.'

Care Package

"We don't call them substitute teachers anymore."

'I switched from yoga to visualization, for relaxation. I picture a world in which all students with discipline problems attend my class online, from their homes.'

"Good to see you up bright and early."

Before we continue... Jackson, please ask your father to put on a bathrobe. Cierra, I still can't see you. Try wuping the hummus off of your camera."

"But you can't put me back in the waiting room, Ms Jones, we're not on Zoom!"