Virtual Classroom Navigator Gifts

Breakout Room

"We don't call them substitute teachers anymore."

Continuing education.

"It's going to be one of those days."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

Are you really here?

Newly Qualified Teacher.

Gone Lecturin'

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

"Nice putt."

"No, I don't have a scanner you can borrow."

'Angry parents on lines 1,2,3,4 and 5.'

Part-time, Associate, Tenured.

Homeschooling during lockdown

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

"I just can't be with someone who's never been digitized."

"I move that next time...we zoom."

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

"Why can't you give me a student loan? I'm a student."

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

"I'm afraid I'm a work in progress - 2 grades forward and 1 grade back."

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

Humanities Quad.

"I was using a program to help me manage my teaching load."