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"We don't call them substitute teachers anymore."

Continuing education.

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"It's going to be one of those days."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

Are you really here?

Newly Qualified Teacher.

Gone Lecturin'

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"Nice putt."

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

"No, I don't have a scanner you can borrow."

'Angry parents on lines 1,2,3,4 and 5.'

Part-time, Associate, Tenured.

Homeschooling during lockdown

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!

"I move that next time...we zoom."

Since we started online classes, I've had to get through a long, slow lesson every day. Me too. I constantly have to teach my parents how to use technology.

"I just can't be with someone who's never been digitized."

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

"Why can't you give me a student loan? I'm a student."

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

"I'm afraid I'm a work in progress - 2 grades forward and 1 grade back."

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

"I can't believe I got an advanced degree for this!"