Virtual Schooling Adventurers Gifts

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

Pajama Day 743

Today we learned to count to one.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Social distancing

Virtual Lap Dancing

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

Back to School

All of this is very doable-

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

University of Adversity.

Graduate Job Openings

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

Cat computer game.

Learning.

"I'll be home late today Mum, we've got Biology"

"Can you help me, Mrs. Green? This wasn't covered in any of my education courses!"

Homeschooling during lockdown

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"