Home Education Adventurer Gifts

Homeschooling during lockdown

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'Home Schooling'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

They're behind me aren't they?

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

Snacks for Learners

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

Homeschooling

"My parents just raised my home school tuition."

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

G.P.S. For the Home

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

Ceiling Paint

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

Home Schooled On The Range

I'm home-schooling him.

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

Dad’s Homework Assignment

Back to School

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

'Oh yes, Leonard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

'I was home schooled. It stands for 'Master of Bedmaking and Aerobic housecleaning'.'

"Have we considered home schooling, if only for the less parental involvement?"