Distance Learning Adventurer Gifts

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"It's going to be one of those days."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

A Learning Curve.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

Social Networks

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

Back to School

"Distance Learning"

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

The Multi-Prop Juggler In Training

"It's this marvelous little liberal-arts college in Kansas that gives frequent-flier miles."

University Challenged

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'