Virtual Schooling Adventurers Mugs

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

Pajama Day 743

Today we learned to count to one.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Virtual Lap Dancing

Social distancing

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

Back to School

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

All of this is very doable-

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

University of Adversity.

Graduate Job Openings

Cat computer game.

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

Learning.

"I'll be home late today Mum, we've got Biology"

"Can you help me, Mrs. Green? This wasn't covered in any of my education courses!"

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

Homeschooling during lockdown