Virtual Classroom Adventurer Mugs

Since we started online classes, I've had to get through a long, slow lesson every day. Me too. I constantly have to teach my parents how to use technology.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

i-teddy

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Back to School

Silly sausages

Virtual Lap Dancing

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

Flight Simulator,"It was great until they came round with the in-flilght meal."

A cat is at a computer playing a virtual reality game called; 'Tenth life'.

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

University of Adversity.

"So your argument is that a virtual reality headset showing an image of a mown lawn is cheaper than buying a lawnmower."

The Kentucky Derby Zoom Race

Virtual Reality Car Chasing!

The Millennial Falcon.

Footballer falls out of the TV