Online Education Adventurer Mugs

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Interdisciplinary studies.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Pajama Day 743

"Three more years of high school."

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"Studying friction is a real drag."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

Fuzzy Math.