Home Learning Hero Gifts

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Do your research!

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"How was work?"

Evil Exams!

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Home Schooling'

"God works in mysterious ways."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

Keep Fit.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Will eat your homework for $.

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

'I know Lazarus software retrieves lost data, but I don't think it helps when your dog eats your homework.'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'