Home Schooling Hero Gifts

'Home Schooling'

"He failed. Who asked you to sit for his exams?!"

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"It's a good thing you kids are going back to school."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

They're behind me aren't they?

Snacks for Learners

Homeschooling

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

I must not erase major breakthroughs....

Pandemic-parenting

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

"We moved here for the schools."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

Home Schooled On The Range

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

'I was home schooled. It stands for 'Master of Bedmaking and Aerobic housecleaning'.'

"Have we considered home schooling, if only for the less parental involvement?"

"Another home-schooled lawyer..."

What a twenty-year home school reunion is like. ('Ellie-May! Come an' get yir dinner 'fore it gits cold!')

Teaching from Home

"If a teacher makes $40,000 a year, and her mortgage is $2200 a month...."

"College?! Are you crazy?! Thanks to the coronavirus, you'll be lucky to graduate from the kitchen and continue schooling in the dining room!"

'Angry parents on lines 1,2,3,4 and 5.'