Virtual Classroom Hero Prints

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'Home Schooling'

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Zumma Cum Laude

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"She's a high grade teacher."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Pandemic-parenting

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

'Right lad, now it's my turn for free expression . . . (I wish!)'

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

''Excellent','excellent','a delight' - for heaven's sake, don't you ever feel like rebelling a bit?'

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

'What'd you learn today?'

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Mike, did you just call me the B-Word, you fatherless good-for-nothing piece of excrement?'

Welcome to summer school.

'My objective is to have each student become more insightful, compassionate, introspective and empathetic. In your case I will settle for quiet.'

'OK, it's a new season, so I want to see some hustle out there!'