Virtual Classroom Champions Prints

WE WUZ ROBBED!

Nervous Oral Testing

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Children's education

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

Lessons.

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

Parents teacher conference.

"Tammy first, then Charles."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

"Who gives you homework?"

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'All tooled up for the new school term?'

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

The best advice I can give a new teacher is to listen to your students with your ears and heart

'How do you explain losing someone, Miss Marsh? It was a virtual field trip.'

"Am I at work... am I at home, does it matter anymore."

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

Homeschooling during lockdown

'I do not permit bullying or name calling in class. I will reprimand any student that calls your child a dummy.'

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

"How come they can have a teacher shortage, but we can't have a student shortage?"

Breakout Room

Since we started online classes, I've had to get through a long, slow lesson every day. Me too. I constantly have to teach my parents how to use technology.

"I virtually finished my homework."

Student to other about ragged book: 'Some of these textbooks have really been through the grind.'