Digital Learning Gifts

"Keep your eyes on your own screen."

Computers replace books in education

Homeschooling during lockdown

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"I can't tell if she needs to stop goofing off or take a break from studying."

'College textbooks sure are expensive. Luckily, I saved a fortune by using eTexts. Now I have to see if I can buy used eTexts.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'The cloud ate my homework.'

"How could I flunk? All my answers came straight from Siri."

Computer Room.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

I.T. Fear

Nervous Oral Testing

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Two Generations of Readers

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Large print e-book.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Technologies and distance classes

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"