Educational Innovator Gifts

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'My kindergarten class is using frozen waffles for stacking and building.'

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

'I find the best way to stop students from always talking to each other in class, is to keep asking questions. Then they have nothing to say.'

To keep their students attention science teachers have resorted to pop-up text books,

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'The board couldn't come up with a 'Plan-A'.'

Teacher using TV in the Classroom.

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"I got it from the phys ed teacher. It's a wonderful teaching tool."

"Teacher, my dad works in advertising. You might want to hire him to help you sell these math lessons."

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

Ignorance is Bliss: 'We approach things a little differently here at Oldburn.'

'I'm your new head teacher... innit !'

Teacher's pet. 'For an inner city comprehensive.'

"I wish school was more like TV."

Teacher with Swiss Army Yardstick

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Edison: The Early Years,

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'Home Schooling'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Technologies and distance classes

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Welcome to your new English Class.

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'