Education Innovators Gifts

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'Home Schooling'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

Technologies and distance classes

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Welcome to your new English Class.

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Education Plan

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'A restaurateur prepares macaroni and sells it as pasta. I want you to do the same for the educational program at your school.'

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

'How did you get so many kids to sign up for your geology class?'

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

"I wish school was more like TV."

Looking inside the internal maze,

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'