Transition To Digital Pillows

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'

National Archives

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

Progress

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

'Still hard getting used to the office going paperless?'

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

"I can't wait until we convert to electronic health records. Carry these is giving me backache."

"The thing is, I've grown and you haven't."

After 15 years Mike was released

'Boy, they sure don't make teaching software the way they used to!'

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

Laptop fetching dog.

'It's Saturday morning, dear. Shouldn't you be isolated somewhere social networking like all your friends?'

Nothing came between Tony and his mobile.

Archaeologists find a book.

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

Stress? Easy to fix. Get a different job and family.

'You can't just move out and leave me here with your father.'

'Thank's for your patience as we transition to electronic filing. . . Mrs. McGillicuddy.'