Digital Converts Pillows

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Busking during a pandemic

You will always find a spot to garden

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Man-mobile

'Does it come on Disc?'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Silly sausages