Digital Transition Enthusiast Pillows

Vinyl Records CD's. It's odd that it was revolutionary when we stopped listening to music stored on spinning media.

The Computer Bore

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Graduates on their phones

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Life and Death

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Statue of liberty selfie

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

"Buy my data $20"

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

His Master's Data.

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'