Digital Future Enthusiast Pillows

"You've got mail."

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Smartphone Sonogram

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

Taking to the sky...