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"You've got mail."

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Graduates on their phones

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Smartphone Sonogram

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Statue of liberty selfie

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"Buy my data $20"