Future Tech Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm sorry, we already have a time machine pending but, if you'd like to come back last year, you'll get your application in first.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

A doctor checks on a patient hooked up to a complicated-looking machine.

Dishwasher of the Future

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Oh, the armor is state of the art

'To prove we only sell the latest products, we guarantee we'll be selling a new model by the time you get this one home.'

Today's Cubby House sees a mix of old and new technology.

'Sure it's dangerous but, if there is a power there. think what it will mean for things like HD TVs, cell phones, iPods ... '

'What are your prices for supercomputers like', 'Up, up, and away'

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Claus 2.0

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Evolution.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."