Future Geek Pillows

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"This is it? No video?"

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

Taking to the sky...

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

Driverless Car

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."