Future Geek Prints

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"This is it? No video?"

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

Taking to the sky...

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"Why are smart systems so stupid?"

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

Driverless Car

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'