Future Tech Enthusiast Prints

'I'm sorry, we already have a time machine pending but, if you'd like to come back last year, you'll get your application in first.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

A doctor checks on a patient hooked up to a complicated-looking machine.

Dishwasher of the Future

'To prove we only sell the latest products, we guarantee we'll be selling a new model by the time you get this one home.'

Today's Cubby House sees a mix of old and new technology.

'What are your prices for supercomputers like', 'Up, up, and away'

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Claus 2.0

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Evolution.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Gen-Next Library

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."