Young Geek Pillows

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

A Fairytale Update

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

The band.

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

Flute-a-licious.

Orchestra

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

Lady practising the clarinet.

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

Rock gods.

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

She's a natural.