Youthful Techie Pillows

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

"He's my school project for science class."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

'Since we modified your daughter's digital cellular structure, she's experienced a lot of ringing in her ears. If you need me to check her status, I'll be on call.'

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

Boy at Computer.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'Notice how he likes his personal computer almost as well as his security blanket.'

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

Baby Buggy Workstation.

"The pacemaker implant was fine. But you need to remember the password."

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

What's with our son? For once he's not online. I dealt with him. He's steaming mad. What did you do? I handled his addiction to texting, IM-ing, games and Facebook with calm maturity. Dad! Where did you hide my laptop?!! Modern maturity.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

'I keep mine on my IPod.'

"...first, let's just figure out an adjustmetn to my allowance..."

"It's all set. We both have enough credits to go to college."

"Enough with the hard-luck stories about spanking and cursive and appointment television, Dad."

"If it were today"