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"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

"He's my school project for science class."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Boy at Computer.

Baby Buggy Workstation.

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'Notice how he likes his personal computer almost as well as his security blanket.'

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

"The pacemaker implant was fine. But you need to remember the password."

"...first, let's just figure out an adjustmetn to my allowance..."

'I keep mine on my IPod.'

"It's all set. We both have enough credits to go to college."

"Enough with the hard-luck stories about spanking and cursive and appointment television, Dad."

"If it were today"

'Go to bed? -- but I'm the webmaster!'