Techie Teen Pillows

'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'...then I found out he was on broadband, so I nicked his phone as well.'

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

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"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"He's my school project for science class."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Social Networking.

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

Child hooking into a television

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."