Young Techie Pillows

Baby Buggy Workstation.

'...Can you hear me now? Ugh! ~@*%! wireless phone!'

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"He's my school project for science class."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'Notice how he likes his personal computer almost as well as his security blanket.'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

"...first, let's just figure out an adjustmetn to my allowance..."

"It's all set. We both have enough credits to go to college."

Baby on ultrasound scan gazes at mobile phone

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'

'Go to bed? -- but I'm the webmaster!'

'Your allowance has been wire transferred to your debit card.'

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'I was able to program the VCR, so now dad wants me to assemble his new barbecue.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'