Young Geek Gifts

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

A Fairytale Update

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

The band.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

Flute-a-licious.

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Orchestra

Lady practising the clarinet.

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

Rock gods.

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

She's a natural.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'