Junior Geek Gifts

"He's not my grandson! He's my I.T. consultant!!"

'Sorry, Tommy, our computer can't play today - it's got a virus!'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

Ineffective conducting.

'Notice how he likes his personal computer almost as well as his security blanket.'

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

'Yes, that is me. We're a very new company.'

'You've got yourself a deal son. I'll read you 'Babar' and you'll help me with my computer.'

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

'Thanks, Grandma! How do I password protect it?'

"Each day, they come home from school, get their homework out and crack on with it. Apparently, it's the latest craze."

"It's all set. We both have enough credits to go to college."

"The standard model accounts for the 12 known particles of matter that interact via the strong, weak and electromagnetic fundamental forces. Okay, smart girl, do you understand that?"

"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."

'Go to bed? -- but I'm the webmaster!'

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

'I can't stay out very long...I have to help my father with his computer.'

"Take us to your leader." "Jeff Bezos? Mark Zuckerberg? Oprah?" "Never mind."

Little boy being punished in corner beside bag marked 'Little Computer Repairman'.

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."