Geek Squad Junior Gifts

'I can't stay out very long...I have to help my father with his computer.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

A Fairytale Update

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Mac OS 20

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"He's my school project for science class."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

The band.

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

Flute-a-licious.

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Orchestra

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

Lady practising the clarinet.

Rock gods.

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."