Geek Squad Hopeful Gifts

"There are three types of people, son. Winners, losers, and tech support."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

A Fairytale Update

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Mac OS 20

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"He's my school project for science class."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

The band.

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

Complete Makeover

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

Flute-a-licious.

Orchestra

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

Lady practising the clarinet.

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

Rock gods.

Life Store Guide - Make-up and jewelry?

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."