Geek Squad Enthusiast Gifts

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

Nerd night out.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Board Game Hunter

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"He's my school project for science class."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Star Wars convention...

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Alpha males through the ages!

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'