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'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

Nerd night out.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"He's my school project for science class."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

The nerds go on their first road trip.

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Star Wars convention...

Alpha males through the ages!

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

STRIP Hambone: Computer language