Geek Squad Admirer T-Shirts

'This is our conference room modeled after the United Nations so we can understand what our tech support people are saying.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"He's my school project for science class."

"I've been genetically modified!"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

Masquerade

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Superbaldie.

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

Leonardo's first drawing

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Robot about to eat a battery

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

Chickenspox

Candle Moment

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

"At home with a superhero!"

GPS Systems.

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3