Geek Squad Admirer Pillows

'This is our conference room modeled after the United Nations so we can understand what our tech support people are saying.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"He's my school project for science class."

Masquerade

Superbaldie.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

Leonardo's first drawing

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Chickenspox

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

Robot about to eat a battery

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Candle Moment

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"At home with a superhero!"

GPS Systems.

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"Bring it on, Spandex Girl. You’ll never defeat WAISTLINE!"

Einstein's most embarrassing moment