Geek Squad Member Pillows

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Meet Mister Printer!

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'I hear the geek is undefeated since he started texting.'

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

"My computer keeps locking up. I thought 1990 was a good year to buy a computer!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

A Fairytale Update

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"He's my school project for science class."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Cow of BEEF

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

The band.

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Flute-a-licious.

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

Orchestra

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Lady practising the clarinet.

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

She's a natural.

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?