Geek Squad Hopeful Pillows

"There are three types of people, son. Winners, losers, and tech support."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

A Fairytale Update

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"He's my school project for science class."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

The band.

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

Complete Makeover

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Flute-a-licious.

Orchestra

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Lady practising the clarinet.

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

She's a natural.

Rock gods.

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."

Life Store Guide - Make-up and jewelry?

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'