Geek Squad Player Pillows

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

A Fairytale Update

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"He's my school project for science class."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Cow of BEEF

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

The band.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

Flute-a-licious.

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Orchestra

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

Lady practising the clarinet.

Rock gods.

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language