Geek Squad Player Gifts

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

A Fairytale Update

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Mac OS 20

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"He's my school project for science class."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Cow of BEEF

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

The band.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

Flute-a-licious.

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

Orchestra

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Lady practising the clarinet.

She's a natural.

Rock gods.

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?